OUT IN THE HALL: *a minor noise*
ZELDA: wwwuuuuf?
MJL It’s okay, Zelda.
ZELDA: wufwufwufWUFWUFwuuufffffWuFFFFwufWUFwuf…
OSCAR: Zelda, it’s okay.
ZELDA: WUFWUFWUFWUFWUFWUF
MJ: I got this. See, she loves this noise. *makes funny noise*
ZELDA: wuf?
ZELDA: *pauses*
ZELDA: *happily runs over*
MJ: See, it always stops her!
ZELDA: *happily chomps down on MJ’s arm*
MJ: And she always bites my arm! I think she thinks that’s a puppy playtime noise and she thinks I’m another puppy and…
OSCAR: Zelda doesn’t bite.
MJ: I know. Weird, right? But look! She stopped barking! I taught her to stop barking!
OSCAR: Actually, you taught her to bite your arm.
MJ: No!
MJ: *thinks*
MJ: *looks at happy puppy attached to arm*
MJ: Wait…
OSCAR: You taught. The dog. To bite. Your arm.
MJ: Wait…
ZELDA: *hangs from arm*
MJ: Wait. Maybe.
OSCAR: Well done.
MJ: But…
ZELDA: *hangs from arm*
OSCAR: You’re going to Tweet this, aren’t you?
MJ: No.
MJ: *goes to Tumblr*
