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Authors are Real People

hollyblack: metteivieharrison: The authors you think are so “big” that they have become celebrities— they’re real people. They have real lives and real pain, just like you do. Please remember

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IT’S CHECK OUT MY JUNK O’CLOCK

This afternoon, outside our building, in the snow… ZELDA: *sees two other dogs* ZELDA: I gotta go talk to THOSE DOGS. ZELDA: *pulls frantically* ME: Calm down. ZELDA *pulls frantically*

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OPEN REPLY TO A BLOGGING COMPANY

Hi Maureen, As part of our [name of program redacted], [NAME OF COMPANY] is working hard to generate enthusiasm about quality writing by drafting engaging, original posts for blogs like

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I AWOKE COVERED IN FLAVOR…

ME: *is cooking* *sets dish of cool sauce to side of stove*  ME: *accidentally bumps bowl* *some sauce splashes to floor, where DOG is sleeping*  ZELDA: *sits up quickly* *ears

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