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CSI ZELDA
is back in Philly with Zelda again, goes to The Field Across the Street* ME: Look girl! A whole field to yourself! A huge field!ZELDA: Hang on I gotta lick

is back in Philly with Zelda again, goes to The Field Across the Street* ME: Look girl! A whole field to yourself! A huge field!ZELDA: Hang on I gotta lick

ME: *is cooking* *sets dish of cool sauce to side of stove* ME: *accidentally bumps bowl* *some sauce splashes to floor, where DOG is sleeping* ZELDA: *sits up quickly* *ears

OUT IN THE HALL: *a minor noise* ZELDA: wwwuuuuf? MJL It’s okay, Zelda. ZELDA: wufwufwufWUFWUFwuuufffffWuFFFFwufWUFwuf… OSCAR: Zelda, it’s okay. ZELDA: WUFWUFWUFWUFWUFWUF MJ: I got this. See, she loves this noise.